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Ode to cigarettes

         I hate being a non-smoker. It is so boring! It occurred to me the other day that I really would be a lot happier if I smoked .

        When someone says "good morning" to me, I cannot just ignore him or her and go have a smoke. In fact, I seldom get an extra break in my workday. I cannot stop what I'm doing to have a quick cigarette. I do not get to go outside and hang around talking to the other smokers at regular intervals on the pretense that I'm having nicotine fit.

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        Im not able to use nicotine as an excuse for my grouchiness in the morning. I just have to admit that I'm a grouch. If my nerves are jittery, I must have some sort of psychological problem. I cannot say it is because I have not had a cigarette. I can't even go to the psychologist and pretend it is for "help to stop smoking ."

        I do not have anything to hold in my hand to calm my nerves. I do not get the satisfaction of throwing my butts down for others to clean up. No one praises me for trying to quit - because I never smoked in the first place .

        I cannot wear the patch as a status symbol. Nobody asks my opinion of whether it works or not. I obviously don't know anything 

 

about the patch nor have an opinion. No one is proud of me when I go without a cigarette.My calmness is taken for granted, as I supposedly have the ability to contro1 my behavior.

        I cannot brag about all the money I'm saving by cutting back. I do not get to shop for cute ashtrays to accessorize my home. I do not get to buy nice leather cigarette cases or fancy lighters to support my habit.

        I do not have an excuse to buy new furniture because I accidentally make a burn mark on something . The candles on my birthday cake smoke more than I do .      

        I do not have anything with my coffee in the morning unless it is food.I have nothing to do in a bar or club except drink. I don't have to sit in the smoking section at a restaurant --and so I am always in the family section with people who have their kids along .

        At the theater, I do not have a reason to go out to the lobby during intermissions. I never have an excuse to get out of the house and run to the store for a package of cigarettes .

        I can't leave meetings early to look for the smoking area. I can't excuse myself to hunt for a package of cigarettes. I have nothing to give up for the Great American Smoke-out.

        I do not get to be offended about my right to smoke being violated. I don't get to complain about being per~secuted for smoking .I can't throw a fit and blame it on nicotine withdrawal. I do not have nicotine to stimulate me and keep me going .        

 

         My three favorite things are allergy medication, clean ashtrays , and good chest X-rays .How boring can life get?

        I can't use my poor health as an excuse to miss work. My life goal has to be something besides just "to quit smoking .

        I do not have an emergency pack of cigarettes in the refrigerator "just in case." And worst of all, I have nothing to do after sex but just lay there.

        Yes , smokers are much happier people. If it were just not for that nagging little question about CANCER, I'd smoke too.

 

 

 

 

             

 

 

 

      

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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